yeah i might b spending alot of time there too 

The lady at cvs says “so y don’t u get a better job, since the casino opened they’re hiring for male prostitutes. I net ud make a lot.” and winked…..does that mean she was coming on to me?

ATT dsl is the worst.

pousez:

showers… always fun

The beard is back in session

To all thinking about paying ridiculous prices to see Drake, ill b providing a half price version of his concert starring me as Drake…..thank u

Walking into a single strand of spider web in the butt naked wide openest of areas never gets old. Yes I’m aware of what I just said

Def just got slapped not once but twice by a drunk horny chick not bc I was trying to talk to her (bc I most def wasnt) but bc I’m with a friend….and I think she’s on a swinger move with her husband

assart:

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beckyloves:

goddamn.